- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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