- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

Gay rights.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What's better than a stick? A stone

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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