- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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