- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Should a pole bump an alarm?

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

like if your cool

What is my name? I dont know

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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