what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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