- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

your life

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

And you honored it I see :P

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

civil rights

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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