If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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I have a black friend that recently went to the doctor for a full checkup. I saw him today, and he we was dressed to the nines in a very expensive suit. "What's with the suit," I asked. "My doctor told me I'm impotent! So I thought, if I'm going to be impotent, then it'll be harder to attract a long term mate without the ability to give her children someday. So I've decided to showcase my impeccable taste in style to make up for it." He seemed really bummed out, so I gave him a hug and we went and had some ice cream.

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What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

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What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Boner

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Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Anti Joke

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