How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

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