- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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