- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

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