What is funnier then 25 9/11

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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