- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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