What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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