- Anti Joke

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

12 in general

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

Tunechi

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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