What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Knock Knock Who's There? Betty Betty Who Betty Sue Never heard of ya I'm here from the management. You have a present. I don't care, we don't take kindly to you city folks. But Sir, If you don't take this I will have to ask you to leave. Well what is it. It's your bill. Knock knock Who's there? Cowabunga! Cowabunga Who? Moo Moo alalalalalal woohoo i'm so high

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock No solicitors

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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