- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

Knock Knock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

A blind man walks into a library.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's better than a stick? A stone

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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