- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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