Why couldn't Jimmy have his birthday party at the park? Because little Jimmy passed away several months ago from the result of a vicious genocide committed by a man who didn't properly understand the affect that maiming human beings has on the friends and family members of the person; he was sentenced to jail for a fair and reasonable time for the punishment of the crime he committed in the past.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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