- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What page are you on The gay page.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why did the snappy dresser take a button off of a coat? To see a button fly! NO YOU IDIOT YOU DID IT WRONG, IT'S SUPPOSED TO ABOUT ABOUT A "BUTTER FLY" OMG YOU DOLT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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