- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

My spelling is horrible

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

I agree to the terms and conditions

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go home and beat his wife

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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