- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Wanna hear a joke? no

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

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