- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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