whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

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