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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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