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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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