A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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