- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

what did one computer say to the other .........

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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