Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

What are you going to get your mom for mothers day? I have two gay dads.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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