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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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Tunechi

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SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Anti Joke

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