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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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