Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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