- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

can you touch your toes? no

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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