What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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This is an anti-joke.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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