A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Take part of what?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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I dunno, I dont grade love, I want to see you, touch you, bang you (sorry for not having the guts to use a nicer word, but I am tired and that is what I have in me now) And while that makes me sound like some hippy, I am very fucking picky about who I spend time with, and when. And I got no male friends, waste of time, why spend time with guys when I can spend time with chicks. Excuse me, just need my meds, speaking of sincerity, yeah I use medications, wont tell you what, but its well, not for my "mental disorders" I was born crazy, and I am going to die like I live: INSANE.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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