What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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