What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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