- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

NEVER

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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