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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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