- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

the WNBA.

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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