- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A Chinese man fails a math test

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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