- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

A hill billy went fishing

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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