if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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