- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Polish.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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