You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Yes

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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