- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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