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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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