Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

woman's lacrosse

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A hill billy went fishing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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