- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

whats green and lives in the water

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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