- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

123 f*ck off

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