- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Poop

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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