Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I workout, Don't mess with me.

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i'm hard

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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