- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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