- Anti Joke

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Knock knock, COME IN!

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.