- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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