How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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i am a dino. RAWR.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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