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civil rights

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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