roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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Women's rights

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why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because pterodactyls along with all other dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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