Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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