- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

what is worse than a guy pissed?

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A pope meets another one

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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