- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

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