I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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