What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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