What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

A man did not like this site

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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