- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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