- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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