Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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