- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

Why did the Asian man open up a Sushi restaurant? Because he had a fetish for cumming in sushi and giving it to strangers.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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