A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

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What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Tyler Bishop is a waffle

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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white or wheat? wheat please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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