Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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